Let's Kill the Internet!
Let's Make It Look Like Detroit.
Get Ready! The Dummies Are Coming!!!!
There is no need to worry about Internet censorship, because AfricanAmericans are some of the greatest cussers in the world, and when they say"Motha Fugga" we listen and wink. Right?
Dig it, baby.
And, we won't have to wait long, because both Newt Gingrich and Henry Cisneroshave this great idea of putting all the illiterate African Americans ontheir Section Eight, Public Housing, and Welfare Plantations on the internetto keep them busy. It doesn't matter that only 17% of the African Americansgraduated last year in some major citiy high schools and that most of thosewere functionally illiterate. Oh, no. Internet is going to be the elusive"magic fix" that is going to make it all right.
Like Washington DC, Newark, Los Angeles, New Orleans, Miami, Atlantic City,St. Louis, Kansas City, Gary IN, Brooklyn, Nassau, New York, Staaten Island,Secaucus, Hoboken NJ, and other major cities, the internet is poised tobecome the federal government's next monumental African American flop.
This one's going to do it, folks. This one will be the final poison pill.Now, they will begin to get smart and fit in with the majority folks andbe real good.
Hell, I thought giving them the cities was a little stupid. I have to givethe liberals credit. Like the Eveready Bunnie, they just keep going andgoing and going...
Can't you just imagine the level of conversation? Of course, the AfricanAmericans will be demanding the end to Bill Pony's page with its cleverand not so clever comments on civil rights failures in the United States.Bill Pony's pages are just demeaning to African Americans. Get it? As thoughbeing African American isn't demeaning enough for anyone to endure already.Now, we gotta' get together and pick on Bill Pony. Really, babe.
I mean, what do African Americans have to be proud of? Urban destruction?Failure to graduate? Ninety percent babies born out of wedlock? The onlyrace not to be able to make it in America? What's their next excuse?
Internet Phone technology is arriving just in time. In fact, I predict therewill be two levels of dialog. One will be for blacks and kids, those whocan't read and can't think right, who will be simply talking, blowing smut,and not reading. The other level will be for those who are literate, canread and write.
Once again, only the "illusion" of integration. Apartheid of reason,this time. The African Americans will be jiving and using the net to pickup chicks, make dope deals, and pander to each other through Crips, Bloods,and Muslim channels. Laude, laude, laud!
Next, we will need an Internet terrorist bill. That'll be a good one.
Oh, yes. I almost forgot.
Have a nice day.By Brandan G., Houston, Texas
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