Here was a little
cutie. He called himself, "The Pillow Man," because
his body was the size of a sleeping pillow. He was a man with
a neck about three feet long with no arms and no body. What a
cute little guy.Here was a little
cutie. He called himself, "The Pillow Man," because
his body was the size of a sleeping pillow. He was a man with
a neck about three feet long with no arms and no body. What a
cute little guy.
The Pillow Man had a show that was a lot like a ventriloquist act. The showman stood and interviewed the Pillow Man who talked back, sang songs, rolled on the table, pretended to be a worm-like creature. Later, he was called "The Human Worm," the 8th Wonder of the World. I know a lot of women who would like to have a little guy like this to hold on their lap as they watch television or read a book. The Human Worm and The Pillow Man was alot like having a little kid around to cuddle. If you want to help people like The Worm Man to work in a Freak Show like they wish, please email your Congressmen.
"The Nail Man"
is an interesting freak. He still lives at the Freak's Trailer
Court in Florida, and he performs his act to visitors several
times per week. The Nail Man takes a nail and hammers it into
his head for you. In addition, his body allows him to do many
other things, because it is perfectly malleable and "gives
way" in interesting contusions which are against normal logic.
The Nail Man or The Nail Headed Guy is a Freak who has thrilled
millions of persons, yet now the liberals have cut off his means
of support, alienated him from his right to Free Speech by means
of showing off his deformities and irregularities for his bread
and butter. If you want to help The Nail Man work in a Freak Show
like he badly wants to, please email
your Congressmen.
"The Nose Strand
Man" as I call him, has the ability to placed miles of string
inside his body and pass it out through his nose. A girl who sews
could use a guy like this. She'd always know where than yarn was,
and, as she pulled it from his nostrils, she could tell stories
about her sewing club. In addition, the Nose Strand Man could
tell her a few things about swallowing a yarn or two. Maybe three.
The Nose Strand Man is a normal person who performs freakish tricks like this. Otherwise, he is physically normal. Today, this gentleman is bucking the trend of prejudice by liberals against freaks. He performs in nightclubs, at universities, and in other venues now that the circuses are keeping freaks away. If you want to help people like The Nose Strand Man work in a Freak Show like enjoy doing, please email your Congressmen.