Freaks. They warm your heart. They make you freak out.

They are nice people just like you and me. However, there is a conspiracy against freaks. You know what it is? It is the do-goodies and the liberals. They have taken away the fun and fantasy of the freak shows that these wonderful freakie people used to make their livings with. The goodie-two-shoes have destroyed their living.

The same civil rights organizations who fight for the right of minorities to hold jobs say, in the case of these poor freaks, cannot work in The Freak Shows that used to be major Entertainment Park areas. In other words, if Six Flags Amusement Park were to employ these persons in Freak Shows, major players in civil rights would appear on television and announce that this is an affront to these freaks. The same liberals who demand that the undertrodden be given honest work have denied these Americans the right to exploit their differentnesses at Amusement Parks. The freaks were never asked. However, a recent cable tv show interviewed many freak people who live in a trailer camp for freaks in Florida, and all of them want to work in Freak Shows, because they make excellent money and enjoy doing it.

If you want to see freaks who used to work for a living , then follow these links below and become acquainted with the world of freaks. You will get an eyefull.

Remember. These are wonderful human beings. People with feelings, thoughts, routines, and strategies of living. Yet, the liberals destroyed their circus acts and forced them to live in poverty in the name of "social propriety" and "political correctness". Here goes...

Introducing our first freak:

"Shlitzee the Pinhead" has a cepahlic dysfunction which makes her brain small, and a pinhead stick out the back of her head. If you touch it, it is soft and moveable like soft, dry clay. Shiltzee appeared in freak shows and in movies. Now, she lives at the famous freak's trailer park in Florida where freaks winter from their freak work at the few venues open to them. Shlitzee wants you to help her by writing your Congressman and asking for "Rights for Freaks to Work in Freak Shows." After all, it is a free country. Or it was, before the liberals destroyed our way of life. If you want to help Shlitzee work, please email your Congressmen.

Once upon a time, there was a little world inside a glass jar. It was a world filled with little "pickled punks" which thrilled audiences to little side shows across the world. Now, these little pickled kids get no show.

The problem is that the liberals have made it illegal in many states to show deformed babies, which, considering abortion is legal does not make sense. After all, if it comes to dead babies, the liberals ought to "for" it and not against it. Yet, they are so politically correct that they want to deny Free Speech for displayers of deformed babies in jars. Cute little guy, isn't he? I kind of like him. I call him "Mikey."

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